totally crap pokemon cards The 25 Funniest Pokémon Ever Printed Oh Crap! The Trading Card
Description
Farseek Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle

Maybe a few blink effects can keep you at parity

Its a six mana hand-refill on a body, every time it enters or attacks, for whatever type-matters deck you want that can play blue
You get it killed on turn two in response to the level up and you are very far behind as a result
Not only is he Doubling Seasons on a creature, but he also pulls double duty by halving the number of counters your opponents put on players on permanents
